I have two funny jahova witness stories.
1. It was 9:00 a.m. on a saturday morning. i was sleeping. Door bell rings. It's two jahova's witnesses. They say: Do you believe in the word of Jesus Christ; our lord and saviour. I say: Of course i do. I am Him.
They look at eachother and walk away.
2. Saturday morning again. I had slept over at my friend's house. I was the first person to wake up in the morning. Knock knock knock. JWs at the door. It's a guy with a little girl. They say they're trying to make people aware of drug abuse in our neighbourhood. So they give me a pamphlet and underneath it is a JW pamphlet. That was sneaky. They won that round.
And one time a guy game to may house selling potatoes at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. Bastard.
__________________
Signature
|
Threaded Mode
