02-14-2002, 05:16 PM
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I would buy my own concert venue so that I could see all the big bands for free! 
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02-14-2002, 05:55 PM
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I'd go tip a cow
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02-14-2002, 06:22 PM
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I'd give Chris 50 bucks to beat the living **** out of howard.
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02-14-2002, 06:54 PM
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The FIRST thing I would buy?? I dunno, some good food that i usually find too expensive or something...
Or perhaps I'm buying a AGB game or something...
I would save most of it though... I've got everything I want!
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02-14-2002, 08:16 PM
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The sexiest man in Gametavern
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First I thing I would do is buy land....then set up apartments cause people always need someplace to live.....and then I would buy a jeep and a tubro starlet  ...then invest in goverment bonds.......put some of it in the various banks. Then I'd take all my friends on a world trip. Then I would set another set of apartments for poor peeps. etc..etc more profit = more money bwahahahahha
Right that's what I would do.
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02-14-2002, 10:19 PM
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Quote:
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I'd give Chris 50 bucks to beat the living **** out of howard.
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I would pay someone 50 bucks to allow me to beat the living **** out of howard
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02-14-2002, 10:31 PM
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KinG of GameTavern
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Like xanatar said you could stick the billion in the bank for interest. Hey, you could even live off the interest. 30,000,000 can buy a lot of houses and cars (If thats your thing).
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02-14-2002, 10:35 PM
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Winning a billion dollars would ruin your life. Your friends would all hate you unless you gave them some of it. And why not? You've got enough to spread around. But how much should you give, $1000? $100,000? Why not $1 million you cheap bastard? The less you give, the more of a scrooge you are. The more you give, the more you'll be accused of trying to buy friendship. My advice if you win a billion dollars, don't tell anyone.
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02-14-2002, 10:54 PM
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The Wheelman
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My advice if you win a billion dollars, don't tell anyone.
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Or you could use your money to buy new, better friends.
Who needs your old friends when you're loaded? They're small time. Take a step up in life, I say.
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02-14-2002, 11:13 PM
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Quote:
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I would pay someone 50 bucks to allow me to beat the living **** out of howard
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*Opens stand*
"Beat the **** outta me for $50"
step right up, keep in mink you have to pay for your own flights, but it's worth it, itsn't it 
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02-14-2002, 11:27 PM
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Hmm I don't know if this applies to any place other than NYC, but it really makes no sense to put more than $100,000 in one bank account as that is the most they will insure. What that means is if someone robs the bank and you have one account witha billion bucks you would only get $100,000.. which is pretty screwed up
As for me I really don't know what I would do with that money...
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02-14-2002, 11:35 PM
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I'd go buy a porsche 911 turbo, and a sweet ass sterip o system for it. Then I'd buy a sweet home theatre system...ya i think thats about 1 billion...
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02-14-2002, 11:46 PM
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I would buy a Zoot suit like the Mask did. |
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02-14-2002, 11:46 PM
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KinG of GameTavern
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A friend in need is no friend indeed. Or at least if they are not really in need. Greedy B@stards.
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02-15-2002, 08:22 AM
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The sexiest man in Gametavern
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Quote:
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Winning a billion dollars would ruin your life. Your friends would all hate you unless you gave them some of it. And why not? You've got enough to spread around. But how much should you give, $1000? $100,000? Why not $1 million you cheap bastard? The less you give, the more of a scrooge you are. The more you give, the more you'll be accused of trying to buy friendship. My advice if you win a billion dollars, don't tell anyone.
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HAhHAHAHA None of my friends would get any money from me.....reason being I would buy what they want....and I don't mean cars and women....I mean businesses, like some of my friends are into mechanics so I would gave them a huge shop and then together we run out all the other businesses then take them over. Bwhahahaha and I would do this with all my friends. ..So I wouldn't have to be supporting them all the time...they can support themselves...and I would make profit as well....and after a while once they get their footing in business and can support themselves....I would cut my financial backing since they won't need it. and if their business flops after I leave them....they can't say I didn' gave em a chance.
Yup yup ...but I'll probadly never win a billion dollars.*sigh* Look like I would have to earn it.  ....Hey anyone wants to rob a bank with me???
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