Dear [I-own-U],
After lengthly discussions and debates, we have concluded that the XBox Live Corporation is unsettled with the possibility that you could in fact own us. We've decided that we have no other choice but to ban you from our services permanently. Keep in mind that we do detect the irony in that if in fact you
do own us, you would find it within your higher power to make your way back onto XBL. Just...don't hurt us or anything
Sincerely,
XBL Team
Hybrid Mode
