Oh man, I think Family Guy is freakin hilarious
. I've watched it from the start and haven't stopped. You're right Darren, the episode where kids were "licking toad"
and the Kool-Aid man thing were both great. Some of my favorite parts from episodes/episodes are :
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"Hey there's the guy that couldn't hold on to the soap" "Oh that was classic"
- Homicide : Life on Sesame Street "Bert? You're shouting again Bert."
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Stuff Quagmire says like "What's all the noise boys? I was just jerk....ed out of a sound sleep."
- The episode where Brian was in love with Lois. Especially "Well does this girl love you back?" "Oh, I couldn't imagine" "Well ya gotta find out for sure. You don't want to go through life wondering what coulda been" *changes to a restaurant scene* "Sir I need a decision." "Uh uh uh...salad...no wait! Soup! Soup!" "But it was too late. And to this day, I still lay awake at night, wondering about the soup that got away."
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"I remember when I first learned to use the potty. I was so proud." *shows pic of him as a kid* *then he runs in* "Hey Lois! I did it!"
- "Greg, where you smoking pot?" "No dad" "Well he's lying there's no doubt about that."
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"More tea Mr. Bike?"
- "Wait a second. You're telling me I flew all the way to Kentucky, to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even working today?" "He aint real, he dead" "What?" "I say he dead" *loud voice* "Is Mr. Sanders in?" "What wrong with you? I say you he dead." *louder* " The Colonel"
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"Hey give me back my sock, ya goat b**tard"
- The first episode that had Death in it.
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Speed Racer
- This House is Freakin Sweet
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"Hello, operator? Hello? Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Huh, I should know this. Oh yes, 867-5309, that's it. No wait that's not it. Damn you Tommy Two-tone! Only one thing to do. 111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn! 111-1113....."
- That old pervert they introduced into the show this season is pretty funny "Hey there, paperboy. You want a popsicle? Don't make me beg."
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