Eh, what the hell...what not...
1. My name is Shadow Fox (for cynicism's sake, of course)
2. I actually don't own a katana, but a samurai sword
3. I'm Twenty-freakin' four and still on this message board for reasons unknown
4. I own a Killer Instinct 2 arcade machine
5. I'm single
6. I'm totally terrified of Lions (not tigers, just lions- and not the Detroit-type)
7. I have no tatoos
8. I am STILL in school
9. Kelly Rowland now joins Alicia Keys in my mistress entourage
10. For some reason I'm always known as a mean, morbid, thin and toned black man with a fixation for Timberland boots and 151/Golden Grain liquor in person
11. I've only vomited from this type of liquor consumption once (on an empty stomach).
Oh dear, I've gone past .10; what ever will I do...
*hops into platinum hummer on "32 platinum rims, eliminating the ability of the vehicle to move*
*vanishes nowhere until he finds a car that moves*
-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...
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