"Holy Smokes! You need booze!"

Hutz:Oh no, we've drawn judge snyder.
Marge:Is that bad?
Hutz:Well, I kind of ran over his dog with my car.
Marge:Really?
Hutz:Um...well, replace the words "kind of" with the word repeatedly, and "dog" with "son"

Bart: HUH! 99 cents!......
..... I'd like to buy a copy of bonestorm please, here's 99 cents.
CBG:Allow me to summerize the proposed transaction, you wish to puchase bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to me, negative 59 dollars.
*opens cash register
*bart reaches for money
CBG:uh uh uh, seeing as how we are unfamiler with scarcasm, I shall close the register at this point and state that 99 cents is the rental price.
Bart:Then may I please rent it PLEASE!
CBG: No you may not, we are all out, however we do have a suprizing abundence of Lee Carvalo's Putting Challange.

Homer: When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn, something something then you'll see, you'll avoid ca-tas-tro-phe.....D'OH!

Nasa guy: Well homer, I guess you win by default.
Homer: WOO HOO the two sweetest words in the English language DE! FAULT! DE! FAULT! DE! FAULT!

Gillian Anderson: Now Homer, I'm going to hook you up to a lie detector and ask you a series of questions, just answer honestly. Do you understand?
Homer:Yes.
BOOM