"Holy Smokes! You need booze!"

Shopkeep: Take this doll, but beware it carries an awful curse.
Homer:That's bad.
Shopkeep:But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Homer:That's good!
Shopkeep:The Frogurt is also cursed:
Homer:That's bad.
Shopkeep:But you get your choice of topping.
Homer:That's good!
Shopkeep:The toppings conatin potassium benzoiate.
Homer:.............................................................................................. .....
Shopkeep:....that's bad.
Homer:...Can I go now?