Bart: "But dad, I really wanna see the Itchy and Scratchy movie..."
Homer: "I know how you feel boy, when I was a kid I wanted a catchers mit so bad, but my mom wouldnt buy it for me, so I held my breath real hard till I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table.......doctor said I might have brain damage"
Bart: "dad....whats the point of this story?"
Homer: "I like stories"
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Lionel Huts (sp?): "Oh great, we got Judge Schnider..."
Marge: "Whats wrong with him?"
Lionel: "Well we've been at opposite ends since I kinda ran over his dog..."
Marge: "You ran over his dog?"
Lionel: "Well, replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son..."
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