Post your ugly face!! - Page 18

Doctor Zhivago · 12-04-2002, 07:21 PM

You know nothing. Bitch owners don't become bitches themselves. Unless, of course, they are ever taken captive by a group of savages who worship ears of corn.

Non-Dusk · 12-04-2002, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Zhivago
You know nothing. Bitch owners don't become bitches themselves. Unless, of course, they are ever taken captive by a group of savages who worship ears of corn.

*Becomes a savage*
*Takes you captive*
*Worships corn*

Bitch.

Doctor Zhivago · 12-04-2002, 07:29 PM

It isn't that easy, Mr. Manson. These things take time...and shiny things that distract the real savages.

DeathsHand · 12-04-2002, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Zhivago
I said that Angrist is attractive.

Hmm... Calling Angrist attractive and making fun of everyone else...

I think he comes from some kind of alternate dimension where everything is the opposite of how it is here...

And if BlueFire is your daddy then that makes me your Grand pappy so come on over and curl up next to the fire and I'll tell you about the time I fell into a puddle of water and ended up in China.

So one day I was sitting around a bon fire with my army buddies munching on shrooms when the jolly green giant came out screamin' bloody mary and trying to rip my good friend Phil's shirt off when his gigantic Italian wife comes running out of the bushes trying to stop him, hitting him with a spatula and saying something in that dern canadian language. So we take the opportunity to run off into the woods and split up, so I go running off down towards a stream when I am confronted by Jesus! He tells me that I've been a bad person and he sent the Jolly Green Giant down to crush me for my sins. Well I throw some shrooms at him and his eyes light up and he drops to his knees and starts scoopin' em up, which allowed me to get away again. I wound up on the streets of New Orleans stumbling around in my underwear trying to bum a cigarette from someone when I meet up with Phil who told me that the others had been captured and taken to the Jolly Green Giant's lair behind the local Olive Garden. So we go running into the Olive Garden with our guns just shooting away at everything that moves when we realize that the crew from Sesame Street was there with a bunch of kids filming a special on how you should never trust Italian people. So big bird comes over and peck's Phil's eyes right out of his ****in' skull! So I quickly run outside, but I trip and fall face down in a puddle, and when I look up I'm surrounded with a bunch of damn asian people! I spent 10 years in a POW camp being forced to eat that god-awful food of theirs before Jesus came down and thanked me for the shrooms from 10 years before and transported me back to the good old US of A! Lemme tell you, after that experience I've greeted every Italian and Asian person I've seen with a swift kick in the ass!

And let that be a lesson to all of you damn kids, now if you'll excuse me I have a pot party to attend...

jeepnut · 12-04-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Zhivago
I was bored, so I skimmed through a few of the old posts in this thread. This is what I think of you people:

Angrist is, surprisingly, a pretty attractive young man. I don't mean that in gay way, I just think that he looks nice. Like a good, straightlaced, cute Dutch boy. Also, it seems as though he's having some sort of deep thought in that picture. Sexy, Angrist. Very sexy! I honestly think that you should just use a picture of your face as your avatar.

Yoda and Revival both look like they could of played Screech on Saved by the Bell. You two must have gotten some serious ass whippings in school. (I can't blame anyone. Just looking at your pictures makes me want to punch you guys in your faces.) And besides that, I have reason to believe that Revival rapes young girls.

TheGermanater, I can tell, hits the bong pretty hard. He's got that whole classic pothead look going on. Just classic, man. He probably likes playing sports and slapping his friend's asses, as well.

Non-Dusk, Manasecret, and Gamer look like big, stupid jocks (I bet you'd all like to beat up Revival and Yoda). I hate you people. I hope you all get eaten by a giant shark on your way home from GameTavern tonight. Especially you Gamer, you dirty Kevin Bacon look-alike.

Jin, Yugi Starwind, and Katana look a little too young to even be awake at this time. You Munchkins are probably better suited for Chuck E Cheese than GameTavern.

The part of BreakABone's picture that actually showed up made him look like Spike Lee. That's nice...I guess.

Andromida_ is ugly. Just plain ugly (I guess it's alright to say that since she doesn't come here anymore). She's the perfect date for Revival.

Bobcat is an inbred, retarded, bucktoothed, somehow Mexican, hillbilly. He's delusional, too - thinks he's Zoro.

Cyrax9, you're...um....you know...yeah...........

jeepnut's slave is kind of pretty. She can't stack up to Angrist, but she's alright

D-Man is one of those annoying guys who think that they're artists and are different than everyone else. You aren't special, man. Get over yourself.

HappyDude kind of falls in the same boat as bobcat (pretty crappy boat). You're a foreign retard, man. But you're happy, so...that's nice, I guess.

Jason1 is a redneck. And he has a hemroid up his ass.

Now I'm bored of this.

What? No opinion of me? Now I feel unloved...

Shiz · 12-04-2002, 08:33 PM

im gonna have to say that stu can woop any of your asses. and that bobcat looks like some mexican actor i know

Doctor Zhivago · 12-04-2002, 08:51 PM

Did you even post your picture, jeepnut? I didn't see it.

Perfect Stu · 12-04-2002, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shiz
im gonna have to say that stu can woop any of your asses.

yeah, bring it...bitches

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Originally posted by Shiz
bobcat looks like some mexican actor i know

you're friends with mexican actors?

cool.

(picture attached is me a year younger, and quite a bit weaker than I am today)

Mushlafa · 12-04-2002, 11:29 PM

weaker? look at the size of those arms

DeathsHand · 12-05-2002, 01:01 AM

that picture of Perfect Stu makes him look like some kind of goofy redneck person...

"GRRRMMM ME GUNNA GO OUT'N KILL ME SOME DEER WITH MA BARE HANDS *hits head on the frame of door on the way out, but doesn't flinch*"

Of course Stu is not a goofy redneck person, and is infact quite groovy...

jeepnut · 12-05-2002, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Zhivago
Did you even post your picture, jeepnut? I didn't see it.

9th page, 10th post down and 11th post down.

15th page, 10th post down.

That's where you can find me. On the 15th page, that's js's pic but I'm in it. I'm the one eating to hamburger.

DeathsHand · 12-05-2002, 02:34 AM

Oh what the hey I'll post the non-fudged-up version of that last picture I posted so the good doctor can make fun of me in some way...

TEE HEE LIKE OMFGZ

picture was taken at some other person's house when I was OUT doing STUFF with PEOPLE... So nyeh, Happydude

I don't like smiling for the camera...

...

Love me

jeepnut · 12-05-2002, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by DeathsHand
Oh what the hey I'll post the non-fudged-up version of that last picture I posted so the good doctor can make fun of me in some way...

TEE HEE LIKE OMFGZ

picture was taken at some other person's house when I was OUT doing STUFF with PEOPLE... So nyeh, Happydude

I don't like smiling for the camera...

...

Love me

Awwww. Deathshand, your so cute!

<---kinda like this.

DeathsHand · 12-05-2002, 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by jeepnut
Awwww. Deathshand, your so cute!

<---kinda like this.

I don't get it? Are you saying retards are cute?

If you say so

GameMaster · 12-05-2002, 02:40 AM

You look tough and gansta-like.

Eat your heart out Perfect Stu!