You Have Been Cursed
Would you rather...
have a digitally blurred face like criminals on TV
or
have your range of bodily movement reduced to that of a G.I. Joe action figure?
Would you rather...
have an invairable tendency to introduce yourself and others in a voice and style of a professional wrestling announcer (e.g., "From parts unknown, at 155 pounds...")
or
be unable to go anywhere without a bickering entourage of Vietnamese politicians?
Would you rather...
be restricted in writing utensils to lip balm
or
be plagued with the inescapable and involuntary tendency to insert the word "bucket" as every other word you say?
Example: "Hey bucket, Seth. Bucket, how've bucket you bucket been?"
Hybrid Mode
