What mountain sleeps the most?
Mount Ever-rest!
well, that my bad joke for today.
A blonde calls up her best friend (a brunette) one day because she is very upset.
"I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together, and I've been trying for weeks," she cries. "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?"
"What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the brunette.
The blonde says, "Well, there is a rooster on the box, but there are so many pieces, and it's so confusing. I just don't know where to start!"
Her friend is the compassionate sort and says, "I'll be right over." So off to the blonde's house she goes.
When she gets there, she takes one look at the table and turns to her friend and says . . . . . .
"Put the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, Wondering, Fearing, Doubting...
-Edgar Allan Poe
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