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Old 09-20-2002, 07:17 PM   #11
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Here are a few Woody Allen quotes that I found. These are actually pretty funny (Well, he is Woody Allen, after all).


"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said "no"."

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy."

"My brain - it's my second favorite organ."

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience."

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love."


Gotta love Woody Allen.
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