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Old 09-15-2002, 08:27 PM   #1
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DIE DOUG BRIEN!

Ok, Vikings just lost the football game. But it's ****ing bull**** and a half! Ok, so maybe Culpepper fumbled 3 times, but he also made some great plays to make up for it. We returned a punt all the way to the 3. Guess what? Those cocksuckers returned the kickoff right back for a TD. What the ****, over?

Then we got this communist **** named Doug Brien, the ****ing kicker. What a WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****!!! He missed a field goal, and he missed 2 extra points!!!!!!!!!!!! How the **** do you miss 2 extra points? This asshole should be playing with 5 year-olds!

The end of the game, the Bills kick-****er kicks a 54 yard field goal off the crossbar and in. GOD DAMNIT! Overtime!!!!! To make matters worse, the Billy-boys get the ball. Thankfully the guy ****ing chokes and misses. But we don't make it, ****ers come back with a 48 yard TD catch. DIE BUFFALO!!!!!

We need to fire that mother****er! If he would've made just one of his 2 missed extra points, it would've never seen overtime. ****, if he would've made all 3, we would've had another 5 points. But let's not get greedy. WTF was numbnuts thinking out there? How the flying **** do you miss an extra point in a dome with no wind? There's no ****ing excuse! Then he even goes and misses 2. Can you believe that ****?

That guy ****ed up all preseason, and now he's ****ing up some more, and it cost us the game. Fire this mother****er, go hire a high school kicker. Better than paying this son-of-a-bitch.

EAT **** AND DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****! DIE MOTHER****ER!!!!!!
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Old 09-15-2002, 08:31 PM   #2
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The Viking's kicker makes the Steeler's kicker look good.
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:00 PM   #3
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heh heh...

Vikings...
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Old 09-15-2002, 11:42 PM   #4
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Your Steelers ain't looking so hot either Jason...
Go Eagles...if we win tommorow we'll be in a 4-way tie for first in the division...I guess that's good.
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Old 09-16-2002, 02:00 PM   #5
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Originally posted by gekko
DIE DOUG BRIEN!

Ok, Vikings just lost the football game. But it's ****ing bull**** and a half! Ok, so maybe Culpepper fumbled 3 times, but he also made some great plays to make up for it. We returned a punt all the way to the 3. Guess what? Those cocksuckers returned the kickoff right back for a TD. What the ****, over?

Then we got this communist **** named Doug Brien, the ****ing kicker. What a WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****!!! He missed a field goal, and he missed 2 extra points!!!!!!!!!!!! How the **** do you miss 2 extra points? This asshole should be playing with 5 year-olds!

The end of the game, the Bills kick-****er kicks a 54 yard field goal off the crossbar and in. GOD DAMNIT! Overtime!!!!! To make matters worse, the Billy-boys get the ball. Thankfully the guy ****ing chokes and misses. But we don't make it, ****ers come back with a 48 yard TD catch. DIE BUFFALO!!!!!

We need to fire that mother****er! If he would've made just one of his 2 missed extra points, it would've never seen overtime. ****, if he would've made all 3, we would've had another 5 points. But let's not get greedy. WTF was numbnuts thinking out there? How the flying **** do you miss an extra point in a dome with no wind? There's no ****ing excuse! Then he even goes and misses 2. Can you believe that ****?

That guy ****ed up all preseason, and now he's ****ing up some more, and it cost us the game. Fire this mother****er, go hire a high school kicker. Better than paying this son-of-a-bitch.

EAT **** AND DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****! DIE MOTHER****ER!!!!!!
Wow, this post is rated PG:13!

(should have did a lil more cursing, maybe you can reach "R" next time )

Green Bay lost to the Saints

Dallas beat the Titans

Rams lost too

This year I guess nobody is going to dominate.
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Old 09-16-2002, 02:31 PM   #6
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Your Steelers ain't looking so hot either Jason...
Go Eagles...if we win tommorow we'll be in a 4-way tie for first in the division...I guess that's good.
That ain't gonna happen, biznitch... Go Redskins! w00t w00t!

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Old 09-16-2002, 02:47 PM   #7
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Shane Matthews will throw at LEAST 2 picks tonight, maybe 3.

The Eagles DB's are some of the best in the business, unlike the Cardinals. They won't wall for that hairy high school "Fun n' Gun" BS. Remember the "Run n' Shoot"? The Eagles made that the "Chuck n' Duck". Expect the same here.

Go IGGLES!!!
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Old 09-16-2002, 02:51 PM   #8
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GO DIE!!!







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Old 09-16-2002, 02:52 PM   #9
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LOL!!!

BEST COMBACK EVER!!!

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Old 09-16-2002, 02:55 PM   #10
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Would you care to put some doubloons where your mouth is?
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Old 09-16-2002, 02:59 PM   #11
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Would you care to put some doubloons where your mouth is?
Mayhaps I would..... Mayhaps...
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Old 09-16-2002, 03:04 PM   #12
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I'll put up all 325 of my doubloons. I am that confident (not that losing 325 doubloons would do anything to you anyways)

But here's the kicker, whoever loses must put the opposing team intheir sig in this fashion until the next game this year.

(Eagles/Redskins) RULE!!!!

You still up for it?
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Old 09-16-2002, 03:08 PM   #13
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I'll put up all 325 of my doubloons. I am that confident (not that losing 325 doubloons would do anything to you anyways)

But here's the kicker, whoever loses must put the opposing team intheir sig in this fashion until the next game this year.

(Eagles/Redskins) RULE!!!!

You still up for it?
lol... yeah sure...

me will go make a topic in the treasure trove forum (^_^
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Old 09-16-2002, 03:14 PM   #14
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Nice, now as long as Troy Vincent is 100% and they keep Al "The Walking Penalty" Harris off the field, I should come out of this with some more doubloons and some bragging rights...
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Old 09-16-2002, 04:04 PM   #15
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darn, I like both the Eagles and Redskins...I don't know who I want to win...

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GO REDSKINS!!!!!

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