I name him Ralph. Ralph will be my friend. I am tired. I need Red Bull, cigarettes, vodka, a 24 hour bagel and pornography.
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"If you believe in the existence of fairies at the bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis, ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest of it you are deemed fit to govern the country." - Jonathan Meades
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