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[TheSlyMoogle]

Originally Posted by Combine 017

Vulcan Mind Probe:
1/2 oz ouzo liqueur
1/2 oz 151 proof rum

Mix and serve straight up in a shot glass.

Cement Mixer:
You need a shot of baileys and a shot of lime juice. Pour the baileys in your mouth, then the lime juice a swish it around.

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker:
1/3 JD
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151

How does the bartender not know these? The Vulcan Mind Probe I could see not knowing, but the other 2? Wtf?

The bartender ended up knowing these but they all had different names to him. As often shots do in different areas of the world. I don't remember what he called them.

I ended up pretty much doing everything except the boot, and the prairie fire.

Which was fine because before I did the shots that combine posted I had 2 more shots of tequila and 2 more coronas. By this time I was pretty fucked up, but still managed to find my way back to this thread on my phone. I ended up doing all the shots and saved the cement mixer and cum in a hot tub for last. After doing those shots I finished up my beer and chilled out for an hour because those were disgusting. Then I danced a while with my friends, then I got 2 more beers and another shot of tequila.

By this time I assume I was borderline on passing out, but I don't remember too much. I know we ate at Tolly Ho, which is a local late night diner/waffle house kinda thing that is the best drunk food.













If it isn't obvious by now I ended up having them pull the car over a gazillion times on the drive home. Which was only like 25 minutes. I vaguely remember holding my drunk self up on a fence in front of a cow and telling it how pretty it was and how lucky it was to be a cow and never have to taste alcohol. Then throwing up several times. I'll miss that cow.