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Old 11-27-2011, 08:19 PM   #1
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I know I was doing illegal things, but there are worse people out there than me holding booze wanting to get on a bus.

Well, weren't you breaking the law directly in front of them?
To them you're just some drunk punk kid who thinks he's above the law by walking directly by some cops with open liquor, while being really drunk. Of course they're going to stop you. If you light up a joint in front of a cop he'll totally search you.

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but having to question me and ID me and shit like that so that I miss my bus was a diskish thing to do.
You do sort of look underage occasionally .


And i'm not saying you shouldn't be pissed off. I'd be choked if I missed the last bus, too.
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Old 11-27-2011, 08:26 PM   #2
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Well, weren't you breaking the law directly in front of them?
To them you're just some drunk punk kid who thinks he's above the law by walking directly by some cops with open liquor, while being really drunk. Of course they're going to stop you. If you light up a joint in front of a cop he'll totally search you.
I wasnt brandishing liquor out in the open or anything, and I sure as hell wasnt acting drunk running for a bus. Thats why it would be nice to explain to them that im not a punk kid who thinks im above the law. If I was stumbling around shouting around like an idiot then sure, id deserve it, but to them I wasnt doing anything unruly aside from holding a bottle of booze. Until they got closer and probably could tell I was drunk then.
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Old 11-27-2011, 08:30 PM   #3
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Meh. I was just saying that they only stopped you because you were holding a bottle of booze. From there they can then assume you have been drinking from the bottle, and because of your fetus-like appearance probably wanted to double-check that you were at least legally allowed to be drunk in the first place.


So then we arrive back to that bottle of booze you were carrying, and to possibly the most important thing of all: Why the fuck didn't you finish your booze?

Haven't I taught you anything? If you simply manned up, you wouldn't have been caught with a bottle of booze, and stopped by the cops, leading you to miss the last bus.

Next time, drink up.
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:26 PM   #4
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Meh. I was just saying that they only stopped you because you were holding a bottle of booze. From there they can then assume you have been drinking from the bottle, and because of your fetus-like appearance probably wanted to double-check that you were at least legally allowed to be drunk in the first place.


So then we arrive back to that bottle of booze you were carrying, and to possibly the most important thing of all: Why the fuck didn't you finish your booze?

Haven't I taught you anything? If you simply manned up, you wouldn't have been caught with a bottle of booze, and stopped by the cops, leading you to miss the last bus.

Next time, drink up.
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Leave my fetus like appearance out of this! Besides, I have my sideburn going right now.
And there was half a 26 left, id probably die if a drank it all.
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:27 PM   #5
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Do Canadian police even carry guns?

I would have laughed at his funny accent and called his mom a moose. Your mom's so fat, eh, she poured extra maple syrup on her Canadian bacon!
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Old 11-28-2011, 08:56 PM   #6
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Do Canadian police even carry guns?

Nope. They only carry gold stars. If you get 5 of them you have to go see Doug. Doug is in charge of the court.


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Do you know this from experience?
Well, what dumbass police force doesn't give it's officers guns?

oh yeah.
The British.
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Old 12-03-2011, 06:27 PM   #7
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Do Canadian police even carry guns?

I would have laughed at his funny accent and called his mom a moose. Your mom's so fat, eh, she poured extra maple syrup on her Canadian bacon!
Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:23 AM   #8
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Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha
Very cool video. I love Dr. Oz and I'm checking out the documentary now. This type of lifestyle shift is never going to fly in America, though. We already have anti-skinny-agenda movements emerging.
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:55 AM   #9
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Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha
Okay...I watched the documentary Forks over Knives inspired by the Dr. Oz special.

That was powerful stuff. So I want to ride this wave of motivation now when I feel passionate about not getting cancer or having to need heart surgery...you know...before I remember how delicious Taco Bell and Hamburgers are.

Do you have any healthy cookbooks you can recommend? Ones that make vegetarian food not taste like shit?

Also...do you take supplements or vitamins in place of things like Vitamin D or Protein?

And...do you have any recommendations for supplementing oils?

Things I would have a hard time living without:

-Cheese....
-BBQ Sauce
-Mustard
-Oil

Also, I fucking NEED beer and wine in my life. But Beer is just barley malt, hops, and yeast...so that shit should be good to go.
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