Wrestling = Nascar

[Professor S]

Soccer is mind-numbingly boring unless it goes to a shoot-out, and not fan friendly at all. The way international soccer keeps time is absurd. Who cares how long the game has gone on? I want to know how much time is left for someone to break the 0-0 tie!!

I haven't seen MLS games, and I hear that is more exciting with a smaller pitch and more fan-friendly rules. Perhaps I'll give that a try.