Really Awkward Phone Call

[Seth]

haha, this reminds of the time I was phoned by some bloke from Canmore, Alberta. He said that he wasn't very pleased with me. That I still owed a month or two of unpaid house rent.
Anyway, the fact that I shared the same first name as his ex roommate is funny, but what's weirder is that my good friend's g/f gave this guy my number for some f'd reason even though she knew quite well that I had never been to Canmore in my life.
Anyway, the bloke wasn't too happy about me denying that I owed him money. We hung up, but I'm sure to this day he tells the story of how he found his deserting co-habitator and was rudely guiled by blatant lies of denial.
I don't think he could stomach the 13 letter last name of mine as being not made up.