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[Fox 6]

Why are the best celebrations always marked with cake? Because its the best. I'm williing to bet Prof that you and your wife didn't cut a wedding pie.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

What sort of fool would prefer a dessert that can't be molded into the Millennium Falcon? A bakery lives or dies on their sale of starship shaped treats. The Queen of England eats a cake in the shape of the Starship Enterprize every single night as Patrick Stewart seductively reads off the ingredient list until she reaches orgasm.

Ahh but a lesser know fact is that it is a different piece of pie that Patrick Stewart feeds her every night that tips her over the scale into said orgasm.

The cake is just to show that she has tons of money, though not as much money as JK Rowling, the true Queen of England.

[Teuthida]

Harry Potter was actually a ruse by which Rowling was able to bypass the Anti-Anti-Pie Association. True eaters of the cake can easily decipher the code hidden within the books and read her anti-pie manifesto in all its glory.

[BreakABone]

I believe cake is referenced several times in the Potter books, not sure about pie, I'm sure its there.

And I like that this thread continues the only long-lasting feud on GT.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

I believe cake is referenced several times in the Potter books, not sure about pie, I'm sure its there.

And I like that this thread continues the only long-lasting feud on GT.

I do believe that a little food called "Sherpard's Pie" is Harry Potter's favorite food.

You know it's a pie, made with lots of fun stuff including vegetables and meat (Lamb!).

Harry Potter in fact only eats cake because the house elves are too fucking lazy to make more pie, and they should be severely made to punish themselves all day.

[Swan]

Cake tries to pretty itself up to make itself more appealing.


A pie can stand on its own knowing that it is amazing just the way it is

[BreakABone]

In defense of cake



Also cheesecake wants to be so loved that it doesn't tell you its a pie!

[Fox 6]

Show me a show on TLC called 'Pie-Boss'. Nobody would watch it.

[Professor S]

Cake requires frills, food coloring, and other heresies. Pie needs to only be pie.

Pies can be eaten for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Pies can be savory or sweet.



I don't always eat pastry, but when I do... I eat pie.

[Fox 6]

Just ask yourself this. "What do beautiful naked young ladies pop out of?" Cakes.

[Swan]

You don't refer to a ladies nethers as cake do you?



It has and always will be pie

[Fox 6]

Pie has crust. The portion infamously thrown away on numerous foods.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Fox 6

Pie has crust. The portion infamously thrown away on numerous foods.

Children discard the crust. On Pie crust is the most important part. This only reinforces pie's greatness.

If you cake-lovers don't think the crust is the most important part, it only shows your lack of taste. We pie-lovers consume fine champagne. Cake-lovers swill PBR.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Children discard the crust. On Pie crust is the most important part. This only reinforces pie's greatness.

If you cake-lovers don't think the crust is the most important part, it only shows your lack of taste. We pie-lovers consume fine champagne. Cake-lovers swill PBR.

If you assume that cake is associated with weddings, and weddings are associated with wine, champagne, and the really good stuff...

Let me ask Prof, did you have Wedding Pie at your ceremony?

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

If you assume that cake is associated with weddings, and weddings are associated with wine, champagne, and the really good stuff...

Let me ask Prof, did you have Wedding Pie at your ceremony?

I already asked that question. Look in the damn thread.