What is Game Play?

[Teuthida]

The thing is, cake is always good. Pie is grab bag. If someone offers you pie there's a very good chance it won't be to your liking. And say you bite into a pie expecting it to be strawberry and turns out to be meat. You can eat cake without fear.

Yay for derailing thread.

[Professor S]

Sir, your definition of "good" is troubling at best. Cake is never "good", it is edible and sweet. If given the choice of cake, pie, or any other desert, the correct answer is pie or any other desert. Cake is eaten because cake is better than no cake, just as having an old Yugo is better than having no car. Given the choice, you would take a better car, but you due to poor live choices you are left with cake. Ergo, cake is for losers.

And derailing threads is fun.

[Professor S]

Sir, your definition of "good" is troubling at best. Cake is never "good", it is edible and sweet. If given the choice of cake, pie, or any other desert, the correct answer is pie or any other desert. Cake is eaten because cake is better than no cake, just as having an old Yugo is better than having no car. Given the choice, you would take a better car, but you due to poor life choices you are left with cake. Ergo, cake is for losers.

And derailing threads is fun.

[Vampyr]

I like cake.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

The thing is, cake is always good. Pie is grab bag. If someone offers you pie there's a very good chance it won't be to your liking. And say you bite into a pie expecting it to be strawberry and turns out to be meat. You can eat cake without fear.

Yay for derailing thread.

That's bogus. I've had some terrible cakes. In fact I've had so many terrible cakes that I no longer eat cake, ever. If someone is like "Hey dessert time!"

and I'm like "Oh hey what did you make?!" and they're like "OMG CAKE!!!"

I'm like "Oh... Really? Sounds awesome but... I'm super stuffed and can't eat another bite. Maybe we can have cake later?!"

Really though, I'm just not going to eat that cake. It's cake and that's disgusting.

I mean really, the only thing cake has over Pie is that you can't do this with Pie:



However you will never get this out of a cake:



Just look at that fucking perfection. It will taste so good too. Mmm... Pie.

[Teuthida]

What sort of fool would prefer a dessert that can't be molded into the Millennium Falcon? A bakery lives or dies on their sale of starship shaped treats. The Queen of England eats a cake in the shape of the Starship Enterprize every single night as Patrick Stewart seductively reads off the ingredient list until she reaches orgasm.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

What sort of fool would prefer a dessert that can't be molded into the Millennium Falcon? A bakery lives or dies on their sale of starship shaped treats. The Queen of England eats a cake in the shape of the Starship Enterprize every single night as Patrick Stewart seductively reads off the ingredient list until she reaches orgasm.

Ahh but a lesser know fact is that it is a different piece of pie that Patrick Stewart feeds her every night that tips her over the scale into said orgasm.

The cake is just to show that she has tons of money, though not as much money as JK Rowling, the true Queen of England.

[Teuthida]

Harry Potter was actually a ruse by which Rowling was able to bypass the Anti-Anti-Pie Association. True eaters of the cake can easily decipher the code hidden within the books and read her anti-pie manifesto in all its glory.