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Old 12-01-2010, 07:33 PM   #1
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Despite the fact I posted that video jokingly, overweight is such a loose term. Technically, bodybuilders are overweight. Overweight is determined by BMI, which is a joke of a system. While obesity is also determined by that scale, it's not as loose of a term as "overweight" is.

Obesity is where the stats are at. 30% of Americans are obese. 14% of Canadians are obese. The USA ranks 1, Canada ranks 11.
The 11th fattest country in the world is still fat, and if we're going to be fat, don't we want to be the best at being fat? Here's the secret... we take traditional comfort food or otherwise healthy food, and either deep dry it or sandwichify it.

The "Gobbler"



Fried Mac n' Cheese



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Or... we fuse unhealthy foods to create mutant death food. Behold...

THE BACON CHEESEBURGER FATTY MELT... instead of a bun... GRILLED BACON AND CHEESE

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Old 12-01-2010, 07:42 PM   #2
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I won't lie, I've always wanted to try a deep fried Mars bar - just to say I've done it.
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Old 12-01-2010, 07:42 PM   #3
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Now i dont really care about this fat issue, but any country that can produce this.....









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Old 12-01-2010, 09:45 PM   #4
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Americans don't consider New Jersey a part of America.
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:29 PM   #5
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Americans don't consider New Jersey a part of America.
I was born in New Jersey. Are you calling me un-American?
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:39 PM   #6
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I was born in New Jersey. Are you calling me un-American?
Absolutely not. America is a country of immigrants. Welcome to the land of plenty. Enjoy the cheese.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:45 PM   #7
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I was born in New Jersey. Are you calling me un-American?
I would
I didn't even know you were born in Jersey, can we ban him?
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Old 12-02-2010, 12:28 AM   #8
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Bond can come over to the true north strong and free. I always suspected he was a closet Canadian.
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Old 12-02-2010, 02:47 PM   #9
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That looks like something Homer Simpson would eat. But you forgot the gravy.
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Old 12-07-2010, 02:06 PM   #10
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SUCK IT, REST OF THE WORLD!!!

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Over half of adults living in the European Union countries are now overweight or obese according to a report.

The rate of obesity has more than doubled over the past 20 years in most EU member states, international experts say.

The UK comes out worst, shortly followed by Ireland and Malta, where a quarter of the population is obese.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11935525

So keep on laughing at us fat Americans while you cram your pie hole with fried dough and sausages, fatties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR4Iw...eature=related
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:41 AM   #11
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So keep on laughing at us fat Americans while you cram your pie hole with fried dough and sausages, fatties.
Ok, but only cause you asked me to.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:27 PM   #12
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Ok, but only cause you asked me to.
Lies, we all know you won't folllow through on that and eat
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