His name is Martinez, and he's runnin our players over. Better hide yo linebackers, hide your DBs, and hide your safeties cuz they rapin' errbody out here. We got yo jersey, you done left blood and all. You are so fast. You are really fast.
For real.
We got your finger prints! You left us your portrait! You left us your shoe! You think you're Cinderella? You left us your license! You even left us your Cheetos! Man you SO DUMB!
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