You can run and tell that, homeboy

[Xantar]

Hello Neo!

Look at your post. Now back at mine. Now back at your post. Now BACK to mine.

Sadly, your post isn't mine. But if you stopped using yokel mannerisms and switched to Context and Explanation, your post could look like mine.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a forum reading the post your post could look like.

What's in your hand? Back at my post. I have a keyboard to type out the story behind that thing you love to talk about in your post. Look again. The post is now rainbows! Anything is possible when your post has Context and Explanation and not obfuscation.

I'm on a chair.