Pay for porn?! No way! Get that sh!t for free!!!

[manasecret]

Wow, that guy's hilarious. Where the f did he come from??? How long has he been doing these videos?

"It'll give you scabs... but it puts hair on your chest." -- big smiling face

"Do you know how hard it is to keep a real dick hard? So imagine you have ten inches of paper mache in your pants... you better not get that shit wet."