Teuthida's Table Talk Turtle Tambourine

[Typhoid]

I'd want the head of a cute puppy on my hand, and not be able to control it.

If I was allergic to wearing elephants, I'd probably get a new profession that doesn't require jam spread.

[KillerGremlin]

Humans are animals, and if I could have the head of any human on my hand...well we know where this could go.

If I was deadly allergic to wearing socks I would just do what I do 90% of the time anyway, which is flip-flop. If I was allergic to elephants it wouldn't matter much since I never encounter elephants?