Typhoid's Advice Column

[Xantar]

I don't need advice myself, but I sort of have a hobby of collecting letters to other advice columns. So I thought I'd just liven this up by posting some of them to see how you respond. Remember: even though I edited it by sticking "Dear Typhoid" at the beginning, the letter is otherwise 100% real.

Dear Typhoid,

My girlfriend and I had an exclusive relationship for about two and a half years until last week. She’s nice, but I wouldn’t want to marry her or anything. We’re in our twenties. Anyway, I told her last week that we should start seeing other people. I meant other people in addition to each other. I didn’t want to stop seeing her entirely. She knew what I meant, but she said that if we start dating other people, she doesn’t want to be physically intimate with me anymore. That got me really angry, and we had a big fight. It wouldn’t bother me to be physically intimate with her while I dated other girls, so why should it bother her? How can I make her see how foolish she’s being?

Have at it. There's more where that came from.