Teuthida's Table Talk Turkey Trombone

Combine 017 · 03-07-2010, 10:01 PM

Id streak across a football stadium. They would be able to see me on camera but it would be really hard for them to catch me.

I would turn a person into cheese. The skin would be swiss cheese and the the rest would be various assortments of cheeses, so little cheese giblets and organs would poor out. Now, would this power kill the person or would they remain alive trying to gather their cheesy organs before they were eaten?

Typhoid · 03-08-2010, 05:19 AM

If I was invisible but only visible on camera I'd spend nearly all of my time at TV studios standing behind news anchors, so when they look on the monitor they freak out, and quickly look behind them to see nothing.

And I'd touch everything that wasn't cheese, and it would be an amalgamation of smoked Gouda and Feta.

Dylflon · 03-08-2010, 02:23 PM

I would photobomb every living person since they wouldn't know I bombed them until after the picture was taken.

KillerGremlin · 03-08-2010, 07:49 PM

Obviously I would turn the video camera into cheese.

Teuthida, I am confident that you will find an eccentric vagina one day.