Teuthida's Table Talk Turkey Trombone

Teuthida · 03-07-2010, 09:07 PM

If you had the power of invisibility but were still visible on video camera, what would you do?

Or had the power to turn any object into cheese, what would you transform, and what sort of cheese would it be?

Combine 017 · 03-07-2010, 10:01 PM

Id streak across a football stadium. They would be able to see me on camera but it would be really hard for them to catch me.

I would turn a person into cheese. The skin would be swiss cheese and the the rest would be various assortments of cheeses, so little cheese giblets and organs would poor out. Now, would this power kill the person or would they remain alive trying to gather their cheesy organs before they were eaten?

Typhoid · 03-08-2010, 05:19 AM

If I was invisible but only visible on camera I'd spend nearly all of my time at TV studios standing behind news anchors, so when they look on the monitor they freak out, and quickly look behind them to see nothing.

And I'd touch everything that wasn't cheese, and it would be an amalgamation of smoked Gouda and Feta.

Dylflon · 03-08-2010, 02:23 PM

I would photobomb every living person since they wouldn't know I bombed them until after the picture was taken.

KillerGremlin · 03-08-2010, 07:49 PM

Obviously I would turn the video camera into cheese.

Teuthida, I am confident that you will find an eccentric vagina one day.

BreakABone · 03-08-2010, 08:01 PM

Okay, apparently only person here with low morals, I would obviously rob a bank, the only way they would find me is by always carrying around cameras so I would just avoid those areas and spend my money happily.

As for cheese, would it be based on touch? Would you turn yourself into cheese if rubbed your hands together?

FuzzTop · 03-08-2010, 10:25 PM

I'm not sure you're the only one with no morals. I'd c**kslap Sarah Palin during her first segment on fox news. And then I'd probably open up a cheese store as my alter ego to Invisiman. A lot of Feta and Gouda. Maybe some cheddar.

Angrist · 03-17-2010, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

Okay, apparently only person here with low morals, I would obviously rob a bank, the only way they would find me is by always carrying around cameras so I would just avoid those areas and spend my money happily.

They wouldn't see you, but they'd see the bags of money you're carrying.

I'd start a civilization where everybody wears camera/screen-goggles. Once we've taken over most of the world, I'd freak out the last remaining non-goggled people.

As for the cheese... I like Combine's idea of a person. Although maybe I as a vegetarian would turn a tree into cheese. All kinds of cheeses, including Danish Blue.

Thespis721 · 03-17-2010, 09:23 AM

If invisible, I would go see baseball games all the time by jumping the gates and as my day job, I would be a pay-for-hire mercenary type. Probably along the lines of spy work and stuff then actual killing.

I probably wouldn't turn anything into cheese. Not a fan of cheese. Probably would be a power I'm embarrassed by. If it was touch related, I'd spend my life wearing gloves like Rogue.

Combine 017 · 03-17-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Thespis721

I probably wouldn't turn anything into cheese. Not a fan of cheese. Probably would be a power I'm embarrassed by. If it was touch related, I'd spend my life wearing gloves like Rogue.

But you would just turn the gloves into cheese, unless the gloves were made of cheese.

Thespis721 · 03-17-2010, 10:42 AM

Duh... cheese proof gloves. COME ON!

Angrist · 03-18-2010, 07:08 AM

If you would turn grass into cheese, we wouldn't need cows anymore!

thatmariolover · 03-18-2010, 04:07 PM

I would do whatever I want, and turn the cameras to cheese.