Why I Dislike my Xbox 360

[Szymon]

Can't afford to go outside? You sit inside and play alone, and try not to listen to how much fun everyone else is having outside. The problem is, the skinny man pokes his awful haircut into your windows and tells you who's outside and what they're playing. You sit and wonder, why should I have to pay to go outside!? This is ludicrous! So you wander around your house and eventually you stumble upon an idea. What if I could build a better door? I would build one that couldn't be locked by the awful skinny man, or could easily be unlocked. Welcome to PC gaming.