i cant believe how embarassed i am right now

[Szymon]

I once had a similar experience. I was making a jam sandwich and I was trying to get the jam from the cupboard. It was inconveniently located behind the peanut butter. So I take the peanut butter out of the cupboard and reach for the jam, and as I'm smearing the jam on my Wonder enriched white bread, MY MOM WALKS ON AND SEES THE PEANUT BUTTER. Needless to say, she hastily put two and two together and come to the assumption that I was about to spread peanut butter and jam and place them together in the same sandwich.