What did you learn today?

[KillerGremlin]

I learned that eating chili + whey protein = disaster.

I don't learn stuff, I formulate random critiques. What's with people who server vegetables with ranch dip at a party or gathering? I've been trying to get to the bottom of this one. When did carrots or celery sticks that you dip in ranch become a luxury food item? Is it considered a luxury food item? Do people just serve it to make the vegetarians and healthy people feel better? Is it to not offend people who think that eating the cheese, cracker and meat tray is bad for you? I eat carrots and ranch as a snack because it is a good source of fiber and potassium while being low on calories and overall it tastes really good for a health-conscious snack. I figure if you are gonna go with a vegetable type dish you should go with something healthy that is also exotic.

Also, I just learned that Firefox doesn't consider "gonna" to be a misspelled word.