The Ultimate Survivor Person Showdown

[Bond]

Unquestionably Bear Grylls.

[Typhoid]

I have to say Bear Grylls. People always compare him to Les Stroud and say "Well he's not really roughing it, Les Stroud is.", despite the fact Bear isn't claiming to be alone, he's showing you what to do, and how to do it.

Although I watched an episode of Survivorman where Les was in Papa New Guinea (I think) and was tripping out on drugs. It was pretty hilarious.

Bear still wins.

Bear Grylls...if all he had to survive on was pig penises he would eat them all and then jump off a really high object into a whirlpool of sharks (*may actually spend night sleeping in a Hilton)

And even if he does sleep in a Hilton, that doesn't mean he didn't eat pig penis and didn't jump into a whirlpool of sharks. Which - by the way - he would definitely succeed at.

[KillerGremlin]

I like Bear a lot, and he is pretty badass. I just went with Les because I feel like if I was stranded in real life I'd rather be stranded with Les for the long haul.