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QF: Kraken vs. Gremlins
Old 08-21-2009, 04:22 PM   #1
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Kraken:


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Below the thunders of the upper deep;
Far far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumber'd and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
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The story of Gremlins was conceived by Chris Columbus. As Columbus explained, his inspiration came from his loft, when at night "what sounded like a platoon of mice would come out and to hear them skittering around in the blackness was really creepy."[6] He then wrote the original screenplay as a "writing sample" to show potential employers that he had writing abilities. The story was not actually intended to be filmed until Spielberg took an interest in it.[4] As Spielberg explained, "It's one of the most original things I've come across in many years, which is why I bought it."
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Old 08-21-2009, 04:49 PM   #2
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Speaking of giant squids

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/...squid_in_f.php
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:09 PM   #3
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Toughest decision yet.

I'll have to go with the Kraken, Cthulhu's wingless stepbrother. I can't use the name Teuthida and not vote for the squid.

Mmm, cheese and krakens.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:50 PM   #4
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Time to rally, Gremlins! Once Mohawk gets out there, it's all over.
 

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Old 08-22-2009, 01:00 PM   #5
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The furby picture loses it for the gremlins.
 

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Old 08-23-2009, 08:56 AM   #6
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Rofl, if I had known it was 6-1, I might have given the gremlins a pity vote.
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:19 PM   #7
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I just noticed the description for gremlins in the poll.



I almost wish I voted for them.
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Old 08-23-2009, 12:50 PM   #8
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Re: QF: Kraken vs. Gremlins
Old 08-23-2009, 06:45 PM   #9
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I just noticed the description for gremlins in the poll.
I was hoping someone would notice that.
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Old 08-23-2009, 06:51 PM   #10
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I don't like Gremlins much and you used a picture from the Paper Mario series so...
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:57 AM   #11
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Phoebe Cates comes with Gremlins...and she is way hot so I think you're all losers.



Me and Germy are gonna go have our threesome now.
 
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