Washroom terms

[KillerGremlin]

"I'm gonna pee..."
"I need to poop..."
"I'm takin' a shiiiit"
"I'm gonna drop a deuce..."
"I need to pinch a loaf..."
"I need to take a leak..."

and I often announce, "I'm prairie-doggin' it!"

I'm not very classy. I also use the Number 1/Number 2 or en espanol, Numero Uno y Numero Dos.

I think the more important question here is do you look in the toilet at your trophy when you are done?

[Typhoid]

"Be back."
"Ive gotta use the bathroom."
"I'm going to blast piss out of my dick." - Dylan's brother said it once, and I laughed so hard I've picked it up.