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Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur
Old 07-03-2009, 02:22 PM   #22
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Default Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

I figure you could probably just dump some water or use a fire extinguisher on the Phoenix while it is regenerating, that or pull a Conker's Bad Fur Day and just extinguish the flame with your bladder full of beer.

Seriously though, the Phoenix would kick the shit out of the Centaur. The Phoenix has a long history of being an awesome mythical creature, and the Centaur exists because some human decided he wanted to put his penis into a horse.

Would you rather bow down to some horse fucking ancestor or some mystical fire bird! Yeah, that's what I thought.
 
 


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