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[Ric]

Originally Posted by Ric

Shiguru: ''I dont get it''
Baldie: ''It's easy Shiggsy see, just press there.''
Shiguru: ''What... who designed this piece of crap''

Shig - Where's the security tag?
Bald - On the front there, look.
Shig - Right I'll break it off then we'll make a run for it.

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Baldie - *points* 'this is the handheld of the future, you need this shiggsy'
Shiguru - *thinks* who the fuck is this weirdo? get me out of here'

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Baldie - look at this flimsy piece of crap
Shiguru - Shit, it just snapped.