A few jokes I found funny

[Perfect Stu]

Here's another one:

A man walks into a saloon and gets informed that they're holding a contest. You pay $5, and try to make this horse laugh. If you make the horse laugh, you earn the collection money. So the man enters the contest, and the bartender says "Good luck. No one's ever succeeded. *belly laugh*" The man walks up to the horse, whispers somthing into its ear, and the horse, surprisingly, laughs hysterically. The bartender is perplexed, but gives the bucket of money to the man nonetheless.

A week later, the same man returns to the bar, and is told by the bartender that there's another contest. This time, you have to make the horse cry. The man said, "sure, I'll enter" and walked up to the horse. A few seconds later, the horse cried. "Okay, how did you do that?" asked the bartender. "Well, to make him laugh," the man said, "I told him that my penis was larger than his. To make him cry, I showed him it."

*rimshot*