Badger vs. Crab

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

It's hard to take the toughness of a badger seriously when you consider their mortal enemy bred to flush them out of their burrows.

You're thinking groundhogs, dammit! EDIT: Nope, they flushed out badgers, but pussy European badgers.

And for the record, I use the African Honey Badger as my horse in this race. It would eat a weinerdog.

[Typhoid]

Well, crab is rather delicious.

[Professor S]

And if you flip them over or get behind them, or to the side, they are screwed. Easy to catch, easy to kill.