Members Revisited: PureEvil

[Teuthida]

I remember him as a cock-faced bull-twat-licking mutherfudger covered in the bastard sauce of a pregnant mongoose's sweaty taint dripping of Marmaduke's dog juice sipping on gin and juice and not even good juice but pulpy expired apple juice while he scruffed the knees of a wombat in heat yelling "I can see my house from here" as he kicked children waiting for the schoolbus in their necks and stole their lunch money to be spent on newspapers (he liked to stay current and nothing wrong with that) which he later used to make paper machete dolls he'd lather up in the eye secretions of pink eyed forensic scientist on trial for kidnapping lab squirrels of which what he did with the jury is still out on.

Oh, and happy birthday.