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Dangerous things to do while driving
Old 04-15-2009, 03:25 AM   #1
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Default Dangerous things to do while driving

This is something me and Dylflon's brother started coming up with one night, and now it snowballed into an ongoing thing. The concept isn't serious, it's mundane acts that would be deathly or hilarious while driving.

Feel free to add/comment.


So far the list is:

-Driving a smaller car inside your original car.
-Looking through a telescope.
-Giving someone a blowjob.
-Solving complex trigonometry equations without a graphing calculator.
-Baking an angel food cake.
-Maintain a garden.
-Assemble a three piece sectional sofa.
-Discuss the ethics of the veal industry.
-Play cat's cradle.
-Perform in a string quartet.
-Sit beside John F Kennedy.
-Have an out of body experience.
-Have a Vietnam flashback.
-Free yourself from a straightjacket.
-Have a wheelchair race.
-Race a grapefruit and an apple inside the car.
-polish your mom's good silverware.
-Count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
-kill two birds with one stone.
-pour a bowl of cereal.
-paint your toe nails.
-fight with burt reynolds and tom selleck at the same time.
- mix unstable chemicles.
-open a small business account with RBC.
-Eat a pomegranate.
-File your tax return.
-Potty train a chimpanzee.
-Practice telekinesis.
-Sing the entire score the the Pirates of Penzance.
-talk about what clouds look like.
-Stargaze.
-Plane a door.
-Stretch your hamstrings.
-Praise to Mecca.
-Have a piggyback race.
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