Mule vs. Beaver

Fox 6 · 03-12-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Germanator

Nah, that's a Donkey...A Mule is if a donkey and a horse mate.

Close enough

Dyne · 03-12-2009, 10:32 PM

I can't wrap my mind around the results here.. what the hell.

The beaver has a HUGE tail behind him in which the mule can step on. Once he's got his hoof on it, he can't do anything but gnaw on the leg that's holding him. That's prime time for a mule headbutt. That would win the match right there.

I can see how all these strategies would work, but the Mule is bred to be really strong. It's like the cockroach of the equestrian world. It would probably take a beating and tire the poor little beaver out.