A Penguin in Canada: BreakABone Goes North: The Earl Rufus Story

[Jason1]

You driving all that from New York? Because if you are...DAMN. That is a trip man. Wow.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

*opens facebook*

Earl Rufus, eh?

At this point, I assume more people who know my full name than don't on these forums.

Originally Posted by Jason1

You driving all that from New York? Because if you are...DAMN. That is a trip man. Wow.

Haha driving would need to involve me having a license and a car.
Naw, this Penguin knows how to fly.

As for the trip, I've been at work for a little more than 6 hours.
-I've caught 3 residents smoking in their room. Two twice.
First time, they did whatever... then we found a collection of paper all over the room... making for a nice fire hazard.
The second time, he decided it was a bright idea to throw a lit cigarette into a bunch of twigs and leaves.
Really think they are trying to kill me.

-We conducted room searches, and apparently half of them eat in their draws. Another one had a resident piss in his trash can and instead of cleaning it out decided to place it in his closet... was quite the surprise when I had to do his room.

-Went to the hospital... again... I've spent more time in the ER in these past few months than I've done for my entire life.

-And I have one day off this week, which they will probably ask me to come in for.

So yeah, I think a vacation is much needed.

[Acebot44]

Hmm, I'm trying to lay out the schedule of what the penguin will do while in LA....expect many photos to be taken nonetheless

[Bube]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

At this point, I assume more people who know my full name than don't on these forums.

WTF?! You never told me your last name, I practically begged! Your name in my address book still says Earl Penguin!

That's it, don't talk to me anymore.