What Computer and Video games had to say about the new screens.
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Bok! The first images from Panzer Dragoon Xbox, one of the most eagerly awaited titles on any format, have been blasted into our lives courtesy of Sega and have caused more chaos and devastation than any manky May Day riot could ever hope to achieve. So powerful is this game, a US journalist was reportedly reduced to tears following a recent showing behind closed doors. Not getting excited about this game should be made illegal, and those culpable publicly flogged in the streets. Holy. Smokes.
Absolutely no information has been released on the game, and all we really know is that it is to be shown at this year's E3 and it's being developed by a different team to those who worked on the original Saturn version. But do you really want more information right now? Or are you going to look at these screens then soil your bed until it needs to be disintegrated? Well? The stench is already overpowering.
Look at the graphics! Feel the immeasurable might of the fire-breathing dragon of justice! Squeal like a small child as you shudder in terror, faced with enormous, foreboding environments of death! Oh. My. God. Who said Xbox didn't have any big titles on the horizon?
We have nothing left to say. Just watch and learn. Then s*** the bed.
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