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[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Angrist

We also believe the promise of the bible that we can receive eternal life on earth.

That sounds much more awesome than the "Heaven in the sky" theory.

I also like the Mormon theory that you get your own planet.

[Dylflon]

If it wasn't a jehova's witness thing, I'd say you got shot down, but I don't know how the whole j-dub thing works so maybe you're still in the clear?