Your backstory

[Bube]

I'm going to a party to see my 6th-grade friends I found years later on Spacebook. In the hopes of hooking up with the cute girl I had a crush on..

[Vampyr]

I'm an amphibious humanoid from the Ocean-planet KY-1999. I work as a merchant, and am on the ship transporting my wares: antiques. The antiques actually contain several hundred pounds of Dust, an illegal psychoactive stimulant mined from the third moon of KY-1999.

[Teuthida]

I am an intelligent and smartly dressed Xenomorph who hatched from a time traveling dimension hopper in steampunk influenced Victorian era England, and rose to high social standing after overcoming a shameful lowly past. I am aboard this ship for a bit of a holiday, as well as in hope of finding out something about my origins.

[flunkie44]

Originally Posted by Bube

I'm going to a party to see my 6th-grade friends I found years later on Spacebook. In the hopes of hooking up with the cute girl I had a crush on..

SPACEBOOK!