Have you ever had beer as breakfast?

[The Germanator]

I just realized that some friends and I did once drink before a 10 AM class at college once...

We were kind of buddies of the teacher (a 70 year old man, once head of United Artists) and he said the last day of class should be a day of "general decadence")

We took this to mean that we should be drunk at class...We drank some whiskey beforehand, didn't really get drunk, but buzzed enough. It was a World War I Lit class, and he played World War I music on his iPod. We all dressed up in suits. Only later did we tell him we had been drinking before and instead of being pissed off he totally loved it. Hence, he became my favorite teacher.