Morning Routine

[manasecret]

6:30am Alarm goes off, hit Snooze button
6:39 Clocky goes off, literally, of my dresser and typically hides under my bed

6:40 Catch Clocky, press Snooze button
6:49 Clocky goes off of my dresser and typically hides under my bed
6:50 Catch Clocky, press Snooze button
6:59 Clocky goes off of my dresser and typically hides under my bed
7:00 Catch Clocky, press Snooze button
7:09 Clocky goes off of my dresser and typically hides under my bed
7:10 Catch Clocky, press Snooze button
7:19 Clocky goes off of my dresser, by this time I tend to catch it before it hits the ground
7:20 Put Clocky back on dresser, press Snooze button
7:29 Clocky goes off my dresser, hides under my bed
7:30 Drag Clocky from underneath my bed, scratch my hand on the bed frame, and press Snooze button
7:39 Clocky goes off my dresser, hides under my bed
7:40 Drag Clocky out, press Snooze button, and contemplate how ridiculous I am yet powerless to wake up in the morning
7:49 Clocky goes off, I catch it, and finally decide to get up
7:50 Check Woot, and other random sites
7:55 Shower + etc. bathroom things
8:30 Get dressed
8:40 Eat breakfast
8:50 Turn off computer, get all my pocket stuff (wallet, phone, keys, etc.)
8:51 Leave for work
9:00-9:15 Get donuts and/or go to work

And I am so completely serious about each and every one.