House M.D. Tonight (No More Mr. Nice Guy 4/28)

[GameMaster]

Haha, yeah, here's a loose formula for seasons 1-3.

- Random person with unexplainable health problem

- House makes a racist joke, specifically geared toward African-Americans. Foreman frowns.

- House makes a joke about Australians. Chase frowns.

- House makes a sexist joke or sexual joke. Cameron frowns.

- House jokes about Cuddy's sex life, or lack thereof. Cuddy frowns.

- House makes joke about Wilson's love life/marriage failures. Wilson frowns.

- Wilson and Cuddy retort with jokes about House's disability, addiction, inability to work well with others, or fear of intimacy with others. House limps away

- House defies authority and hospital protocol to solve case. His violations are overlooked because he solves case.

/ episode

Lesson Learned: Do whatever the hell you want with no regards to rules while being an ass to everyone and you'll be exempt from any form of negative consequences for your intolerable actions while being regarded as the best in the business.