Hot chicks with douchebags

[GameMaster]

Me: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who are the biggest douche-bags of all?

Mirror: The answer to that is quite simple, my Lord. For the biggest douce-bags in the universe, look no further than the ugly-ass Gotti boys and their orange-faced cronies.



























Seriously though, are these guys not the biggest shit-bags you've ever seen?

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

When I did my university year abroad in Malta for a year, I had a roommate from Turkmenistan who looked just like that guy in the far lower right. It wasn't like he wasn't a nice and in many ways an intelligent guy, but he was so sure of himself and how he needed to look super uber-cool (or uber-douche) that it was just uber-amazing to me. How could anyone care that much about looking cool? I can't speak for all of those guys obviously, but I just want to say that even it's hard to imagine that people are out there that actually look like that on purpose and for super-serially, it actually happens. There are really guys like that out there.

Amazing.




EDIT: Oh yeah, and by the way,


Awesome cock and balls on your forehead. The sign of the 'bag.

[Fox 6]

Is anyone else disgusted by the amount of fake tan these guys put on. For fucks sake they looks like leather

[KillerGremlin]

I grew up in douchebag-ville....I know the stereotype. I've been liberated since I've moved to the big city of Chicago, but you still occasionally see a douchebag or two. I can't imagine how many douchebags there are on college campuses not located in a major city...

I love Chicago. White people act white, because white people acting black will get shot. I love being on the border of the south-west side. Represent.

And most of those chicks aren't very attractive.

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Wait, isn't that Kevin Connolly on the far left??



I always knew he was a 'bag.

[Professor S]

The orange paint is called "bronzer" and its the instinctive mating ritual of the Long Island Asshat.

They look like Darth Maul.

[Perfect Stu]

this thead is nearing douchebag overload

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Oh wow, just realized that's a before and after putting bronze shit all over your face. You can even see the line right before his hairline where the bronze shit ends and his normal skin color begins.

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by manasecret

Oh wow, just realized that's a before and after putting bronze shit all over your face. You can even see the line right before his hairline where the bronze shit ends and his normal skin color begins.

Man those are two are the worst, fake tans ever.

[Bond]

Has anyone actually seen a man with a fake tan this bad in real life?

I, for one, have not.

[Dylflon]

I went to school with a girl who had a fake tan that bad.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

I went to school with a girl who had a fake tan that bad.

Good 'ol Jen.