Portal

[Bond]

I know. I know.

But in my defense, I did just get Orange Box yesterday. I'm looking forward to trying out the advanced levels after I beat Mass Effect.

[Dylflon]

The part where you get the cake is the best.


Also, weighted companion cube is our best friend.

[BreakABone]

Thought the trash during the final boss battle was awesome.

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your
friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of
course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends
couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how
unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable.
Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.'
SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."