Hilarious Zelda Review

[Professor S]

He strikes me as trying to be the Maddox of videogaming. While parts were funny, they were also just repeats of humorous observances that have been made over and over again.

Plus, his reviews tend to be rediculously negative all the time, which leads me to believe he falls into the "insecure gaming douche" category. Meaning? He needs to crap all over everything to make himself feel superior and then only like the few obscure, artsy games that are acclaimed but no one tends to buy. Once again, helping himself to boost his own meager ego that rests teetering on a skyscraper built of popsickle sticks.

To see about 8 millions reviewers like him, go to the Rottentomatoes.com forum. I swear these are people that are obsessed by and HATE film.